the thing is it’s not just an album it’s counting down the days till release pre ordering and sitting by the door waiting for the post then listening for the first time and learning all the words and new music videos and new merch and new things to blog about and bond over and new urls and new tours and counting the days till that date then getting to hear the new songs live for the first time and screaming out the lyrics
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
i bet tay sits at home and stares at the pictures of alex and lisa from colussy’s wedding while screaming “you’re not quite satan but I really think I hate you”
nicki minaj is the krusty krab and lil kim is the chum bucket you feel me
- me all the time: what am i even doing
three day weekend
im already off for the summer
i’ve been off since 2011
i burnt my school down
- mom: what are you laughing at
- me: the internet
- mom: can i see?
- me: no
